Here are some of our favorite jokes for people who love cabins with hot tubs near Chicago! To be warned, some of these may be on the risqué side of things.

What do you get when you add pool noodles to a hot tub?

Spa-ghetti

What do you call it if a bunch of people in comas drown in a hot tub?

Vegetable stew.

Snow White gets into a hot tub and starts feeling a little happy.

Happy gets out and she starts feeling a little grumpy.

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it’s occupants always bumped into each other called?
Ja-scusi.

Three women were sitting in a hot tub…

One older lady and two slightly younger – when suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The first younger woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped.

The others looked at her questioningly.

“That was my pager” she said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”

A few minutes later a phone rang, and the second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, “that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip implanted in my hand.”

The older woman felt very low-tech and not to be out-done, she decided to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the hot tub, went to the bathroom, and returned with a long piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The older woman finally said “well, will you look at that …. I’m getting a fax.”

What do you get when you drain a hot tub full of clowns?

Several gallons of laughing stock.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who is in a hot tub.

Stu

Stephen Sondheim, John Madden, and Betty White walk up to the Pearly Gates

And St. Peter says, “We’re pretty full, so we’re making people pass additional tests. I know this is going to sound weird, but God has been hanging out with Chuck Yeager this week, and he’s only letting in people who have a connection to Jets.” All three sets of eyes light up.

Sondheim steps up and says, “I wrote the definitive American musical, and it was all about a gang called the Jets.” St. Peter waves him through.

John Madden says, “I coached in a classic NFL game, where my Raiders beat the Jets on a last second touchdown.” Also gets waived through.

St. Peter says, “OK, Betty, what about you.”

She smiles and says, “If he’s really omniscient, he knows what I do in hot tubs.”

Checking out the birth facility…

My pregnant daughter and her husband were checking out a new birth facility that was more like a spa. The birthing room had a hot tub, soft music, and candlelight.

“What do you think?” she said

He looked around. “Isn’t this how we got here in the first place?”